Uptime monitoring with Telegram alerts
We check your sites, APIs, certificates and cron jobs around the clock, and nothing is announced until a failure has been confirmed twice — so an alert arriving means something is genuinely wrong. It reaches you on Telegram, Slack, Teams or Discord, with email always underneath.
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illustrative · no alert fires until a failure is confirmed twice
HTTP
Status codes, response time, and a keyword or JSON path — so “200 OK” on a broken checkout still counts as down.
Trust
A failed check becomes a suspect and is rechecked before anyone is woken up. One bad packet is not an incident.
SSL
Warnings at 14, 7, 3 and 1 days. Expired certificates are embarrassing, common, and entirely avoidable.
Cron
One curl at the end of your script. Miss the window and the backup that never ran finally says so.
Alerts
Tell us who to wake, when, and how long to wait before pulling in a teammate.
Insights
Cookieless analytics, plus Core Web Vitals measured on your visitors' own devices — so a site that is up but slow still shows up as a problem.
Slack, Teams, Discord, or any endpoint that takes JSON — alongside email, never instead of it. A channel that goes quiet can never mean an outage goes unreported.
🔴 client-site.com is down
Open in AlertKite →
🔴 client-site.com is down
Open in AlertKite →
🔴 client-site.com is down
Open in AlertKite →
illustrative · the same incident, formatted for each client
Nothing else does this
The message that woke you is also the console. Ask what is down, acknowledge an incident, mute a noisy monitor for an hour — from the thread, without unlocking a laptop or finding the dashboard at 3am.
illustrative · WhatsApp delivery is rolling out
Monitoring is invisible when it works, which makes it a hard thing to charge for. One page a month — uptime, every interruption, how fast the site was — written for the client rather than the person who set it up. One link, no login.
September 2026
Acme Agency
Uptime
99.98%
26m of downtime
Interruptions
1
detected and confirmed
Typical response
276 ms
median across all checks
| Service | Uptime | Downtime | Response |
|---|---|---|---|
| client-site.com | 100% | none | 212 ms |
| checkout API | 99.94% | 26m | 340 ms+18% |
| nightly backup | 100% | none | — |
Uptime is measured from confirmed interruptions, not sampled guesses — a failure is rechecked before it counts, so a dropped packet never becomes downtime on a page you hand to a client.
illustrative · figures are frozen when the report is generated
Cookieless visitor analytics, included from Pro. Because we already know when your site was down, the outage is drawn underneath the traffic it cost you — a question an analytics tool alone cannot answer.
Visitors
2.4K
↑ 12%unique, cookieless
Pageviews
6.1K
↑ 9%2.5 per visitor
Bounce rate
38%
saw one page only
Avg. time
94s
per session
illustrative · counts are floors — ad blockers eat some of every analytics tool's data, ours included
Every plan includes email alerts, Telegram, Slack, Teams and Discord channels, shareable monthly reports, SSL and domain expiry checks, and confirmation-before-alert.
No card required.
25 monitors, 5-minute checks
3 cron heartbeats
Email alerts, always on
Slack, Teams and Discord channels
Monthly client reports
SSL and domain expiry warnings
One public status page
Cookieless analytics for 1 site, 7 days of history
$89/year · save two months
50 monitors, 1-minute checks
15 cron heartbeats
300 WhatsApp alerts a month, 3 recipients
Keyword and JSON checks
90 days of history
One public status page
Cookieless analytics for 5 sites
$289/year · save two months
150 monitors, 1-minute checks
50 cron heartbeats
1,500 WhatsApp alerts a month, 10 recipients
A public status page
365 days of history
Cookieless analytics for 10 sites
Priority support
Three minutes from here to your first green check.
Paste a URL, confirm your number, get on with your day.
Sixteen guides to the failures that report themselves to nobody — a stopped scheduler, a lapsed certificate, a checkout that answers 200 and takes nine seconds. Written to be useful whether or not you ever sign up.